halften
one who is average at everything and does not exhibit qualities of one extreme in regards to any endeavor. derived from lets split a ten sack, or spend half of ten.
eric is not fat, but hes not skinny, therefore he’s a halften. he’s not boring, but hes certainly not fun, so he’s a halften. he doesn’t love bars, but he definitely doesnt hate bars, he’s a halften. he’s not a good athlete, but hes not a bad athlete, hes more like a halften. he’s not ugly, but hes not george clooney so hes a halften
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