Hall’s Law
the phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.
jason: hey that girl i met last night didn’t text me back.
connor: wow. the girl i met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
jason: dude. hall’s law.
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