Sweet Skeet
the sweet version of a man’s typically salty skeet. this happens with serious repet-tion of drinking pineapple juice.
girl to friend : salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously c-mming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. he sure had some “sweet skeet”
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