halpig
1) ancient greek term meaning ‘slovenly’ or ‘sloth-like’.
2) relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, -n-lly.
3) a person with cerebral palsy.
see sock, halpin, or youse
1) “some halpig parked me in!”
person 1: i just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
person 2: dude, you’re such a halpig
person 1: 🙁
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