Hambrose
with a similar meaning to otp, hambrose is the defining word of a perfect ship. the only difference is that hambrose means the ship is between two people you know irl, and those two people have to keep adorably denying the enevitable ship. hambrose can also be said as hambi.
pers.1: -whispers to ship- “haaaambrose”
pers.2: “omg yes this is totally a hambrose moment”
female member of hambi ship: “f-ck off”
#otp #omg
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