hammed out
synonym for hammered; sh-t-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; f-cked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
that girl is so hammed out she wouldn’t know if i were brad pitt or some ugly -ss motherf-cker……i’m goin in (<---if you're a creepy -ss m-f- or have 0-no morals)
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