Hammerfaced
the state of being so far beyond hammered and sh-tfaced that you combine the two into one kick -ss word.
“yo kev, how drunk were you last night?”
“man i was hammerfaced.”
a combination of ‘hammered’ and ‘sh-t-faced’ used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.
“yo, frank was so hammer faced last night he p-ssed out in the snow bank.”
just the most beat up female face on the planet. any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.
you know what ryan,
i could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and i would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like santa ana, ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!
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