Hampon


the absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.
chris evans removed the hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.
an absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.
i do not believe that raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

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