Hamtown


(adj) when you are so hammered that you are in hamtown
last night = hamtown
ugly, nasty, fug, someone that is really tough to look at, unattractive in the worst way, gross, someone with an inside-out face, sick, yuckster magoo
“daaaaaamn, did you see that girl? she was mad hamtown, son! she had three eyeb-lls, two teeth, and a nipple on her face!! hamtown to the max!!!!”
being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.
dude, i’m totally going to ham town tonight!
framingham, m-ssachusetts.

obviously so named because of the “ham” in it. framingham.

no, it is not a large producer of ham.
ham town is becoming more and more ghetto. some people are beginning to call beaver a mini-boston.

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