hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow
is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. this is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it’s recommended that a trampoline is used. the tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. then with a series of violent rotations begins to sh-t with great force, and a beautiful array of color. stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.
although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant b-tt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. i think that dude needs a nap though now.
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