hand jov
an alternative name for the well known ‘hand job’
hand jov is used as a cover up for hand job as we all know when someone says hand job too loudly a few eyes can be rasied.
now with this new word the awkward situation be avoided.
also just saying hand jov when your name happens to be jov
always gets a few laughs.
instead of getting ‘hand job’ on the back of your yr 12 jumper
one may get ‘hand jov’ instead.
because ‘hand job’ is too obvious and will be disallowed by crazy teachers whereas ‘hand jov’ can be pleaded as innocent. (shifty eyes)
Read Also:
- brimmin
full to the brim overloaded full up a person who has an excess amount of… yo i aint gonna check the skez cos i be brimmin wit p-ssy already. went downtown pockets brimmin an the p-ssy came swimmin
- Bring Your Own Sand
the process of bringing your own sand to a beach themed party (in particular mall beach parties), and is almost always required as the hosts seldom provide any sand. it is often abbreviated byosand or byos on invitations. jackie chan and owen wilson sent out bring your own sand invitations to their mall beach party.
- bro-adds
a term used primarily along the eastern seaboard that describes multiple attractive females where’s the bro-adds at, wheres all the random mitt?
- MacFlower
a very midgety looking creature that is mostly native american, it climbs tree’s and has opposable toes. it walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. this creature generally fears human beings. a macflower’s habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. these species are very rare. nikvictoria […]
- MacGayver
verb. to utilize accessible but limited resources around ones(gay)self to create something fabulous. noun. someone who is one part martha stewart, one part bob villa, and one part macguyver that is able to utilize their talent and skill to create something fabulous out limited but accessible resources. todd whip into macgayver mode and grabbed three […]