handblam
“hand-blam” is a term for masturbating, and can apply to both male or female masturbating activity provided hands are used.
i was driving from newark, nj to houston,, tx and whilst driving the thought of beautiful gloria in her two-piece bikini standing before me entered my mind, and before i knew it i was hand-blammin’ while at the wheel of van, and shaking what handblam i could off the left hand out the van window. afterwards i felt violated, and considered this to be some sort of perverted moving violation.
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