Handcuff Muff


handcuff m-ff (noun) – a handcuff m-ff is a m-ff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. for example – an underage m-ff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff m-ff.
ryan – hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff m-ff!
matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. im deff going to smash it!
ryan- dude that hoe is only 15. thats jail bait!
matt- i dont care!

(weeks later matt is arrested for statutory rape) handcuff m-ff strikes again!!!

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