Handshake Reset
requesting another chance to shake hands due to a handshake mishap (e.g. missing and grabbing just fingers) on the first attempt. the handshake reset allows both partic-p-nts to save face and also helps prevent the moment of unspoken awkwardness, outright ridicule or even death that usually follows a handshake mishap.
guy 1: yo what’s up man? been a while (goes in for a handshake and partially misses, grabbing just fingers).
guy 2: (moment of unspoken awkwardness) uuuuuhhh yeah man…………good to see you too.
guy 1: yo dude i f-cking missed. can we get a handshake reset on that?
guy 2: f-ck yeah we can! glad you asked for that or i was about to whoop your -ss!
guy 1: and i would’ve deserved it. (handshake reset results in a proper handshake and everyone is happy!)
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