Handshoe


the phrase given to a person who has gotten so drunk that their friends have placed socks and shoes on said individual’s hands.
c got so handshoed last night, that he was trying to scratch his face with the shoe attached.
1) f-ggot who wears collared shirts.
2) someone who doesnt match.
3) slightly h-m-s-xual
“woah!! that kid was sucha handshoe.”

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