that person that hangs out with you but doesn’t. when your in public that person is there but will sometimes wonder away and then come back when they want other people to think they have friends. usually this person has no group out side of this group they “hangout” with. they are socially hanging off your group and your friends. they do this to seem higher of in the social hierarchy. this is sometimes referred to as a third wheel but in this case the person isn’t invited or wanted at the group events. try not to wear it out.
jimmy is a hangoff of the swim fam group.
deliciously underage. i am so glad i live near a playgound: lolilitious!
- dominant male
a lad who beats his girl and claims he is the alpha male. “f-cking h-ll lads, there’s a bl–dy dominant male over there.”
the baddest b-tch in the party. probably seen tweaking on your man or p-ssed out in someone’s bed but stands up for anyone in distress loves food, funny and cares for all but can through down on the dance floor. dorlisa be crazy! so much love for dorlisa.
- kenneth b*n*r
a half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate. if you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your p-n-s wearing a thick red sweater, gl-sses, and a freshly combed mustache. there i was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, bam, my w-nker swelled into a nice plump […]
- monster smash
f-cking on halloween in a graveyard “donny, me and cat did the monster smash last night.” “no way bro! isn’t your grandma in that graveyard?” “yeah, but that didn’t stop me. candy was everywhere.”