Hangover Hilarity
a condition brought on by an intense hangover. even the most mundane situation or comment suddenly seems hilarious. it is thought to be triggered by a combination of sleep deprivation and the sufferer’s desperate need to be distracted from how terrible they are feeling.
guy 1 – “what is she creasing herself over?”
guy 2- “don’t know. it’s probably nothing though. she’s got a severe case of hangover hilarity today.”
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