Hani


one who achieves greatness. also one who is happy.
nice work, you just pulled a hani.
the type of guy that never backs down for what he believes in. he is loved by all and especially remembered for his wild stories. he is tall handsome with eyes that can pierce any girls heart. he is caring and soft, despite how strong and fast he is. he fights for what he loves and what makes him happy, he is the the strongest person you will meet. he will capture your heart with his warmth and charm. his hugs are warm, and long because he likes to savor the feeling. if he is not satisfied, he will go in for 2nds. hani is an amazing kisser, and can make your body light up in an instant, he is a women pleaser, and when he gets c-cky- a women teaser.
girl-who is that s-xy guy over there?

panther- thats my boyfriend, hani 😉
a gyro wrap filled with delicious goodness in the form of sliced, breaded chicken breast, lettuce, swiss and american cheese, mayo and tomato.

hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. in fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of mediterranean – mainly meaning greek, albanian or yugoslavian – descent.

the dish is indicative of greek detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area’s many national coney islands.

put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a national’s; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.
the lieutenant once drove three hours round trip just to eat a hani.
a woman that needs to be yelled at, bossed about and manhandled! she’s a fatty and a liar
hey hani, why are you lying again fatty?
absolutly dispicable or discusting/gross
nathalie is the most hanis person i have ever seen
being unbelievably fat filled, gay, wanting objects inside you, and having the inability to recreate such acts in public places such as theater or drama cl-ss.
1: you see that hani over there?
2: why i sure do, boy that kid is fat and loves dongs in his mouth!

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