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a name often synonymous to beautiful. a person with the name hanna hates it if you put an h at the end of her name, which is part of what makes her so cute. hanna is a girl who can steal your heart in one day. hanna is a girl who will laugh at you if you do something stupid. hanna is a girl who will forgive you for your dumb mistakes. hanna is a girl who has beautiful brown hair and is great dancer but will never admit it. hanna is a girl who is fun to be around. hanna is a girl who will make you smile just by having her name come up on your phone. hanna is the kind of girl you try to hold on to. hanna is perfection.
douche: pshh who needs hanna?

smart person: wow your a douche. that girl is perfection. be glad you ever dated a girl like her. shes way out of anyones league.
hanna is short for:

harry potter
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netherlands
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adorer
“wow, i didnt think she’d become a hanna and actually left for the netherlands
a supremely f-cked up town. they rely on crystal meth to do daily tasks. home of the super gay rockband nickelback who constantly are sucking d-ck to survive cause their music sucks my b-lls. all hanna sports teams are terrible in comparison to drumh-ller sports teams. these sports include hockey, basketball, soccer, football, curling, bocce ball pretty much everything they are so f-ckin gay. hanna girls are known for their sasquatch type bushes. in a recent survey hanna men were ranked lowest on the p-n-s scale with the average size being 1 inch. hanna has the highest rate of herpes in western canada. when the settlers came acrosss the land now known as hanna they were so bored that they decided to f-ck the buffalos in the -ss repeatedly to help tender the meat. that is where the annual tradition of f-ckin the buffalo in hanna comes from. has the incredible ability to be hated by all 4 corners of the world. their women derive from dogs. you can tell these women from other women because they have b-lls that drag on the ground and have a heightened sense of smell and taste. they aslo stink like sh-t as well. hanna is full of a bunch of f-ckin sc-mbags and wh-r-s. they all are dirty f-cks livin on a waste of f-ckin land nothing good will ever come out of hanna ever someone should just do the world a favour and nuke it. f-gets
matt – wanna go to hanna tonight?

karl – not a f-cking chance, i’d rather stick my d-ck in a meat grinder.
a) semi decent looking girl, although sllightly out of shape. while giving head likes to lick the ball sacs.
b) the act of being thrown in a closet, having your pants pulled down and geting a bl-w j-b in a stand up post-tion.
c) another word for rim job
d) the type of girl that wouldn’t exactly be cl-ssifed as a lesbian but can
hook up with girls at camp or on cruislines. otherwise known as a huge
wh-r-
f) has a weird attraction to red people.
g) enjoys the handicapped bathroom scene because it makes her feel like home.
h) deep voice, sometimes mistaken for a man, this is also because of the manly hair doos and way of life.
“a) paul looks so hanna today, ew”

“b) holy sh-t did you hear about the hanna that andy recieved at his grandmothers funeral?”

“c) lesley: so how far did you go with her
joey: i gave her a hanna”

“d) tina acted so hanna at camp this summer.”

“f) casey: did you hear zoey is going out with the red boy.
katie: dont tell me shes turned into a hanna”

“g) do you like the whole hanna scene?”

h) dani: ayyyy boy.
skyler: i’m a girl?
dani:(whispers to olivia) that girl is such a hanna.
an unattractive girl that thinks she’s pimp but has the worst personality in the hood. more of a poser than a real ‘g’. used often by homies as a quick rebound or a time-killer until their next boo come along. could be s-xual or non-s-xual encounters.
koby: why are you hanging out with that girl?

jackson: man, you know that justine just broke up with me, i just need a little something until i find a new gf . i’d rather have this for now than be alone.

koby: dude, she’s your hanna!
hanna is an extreamly pretty girl, often blonde and in great shape. hanna’s often attract the athletic type and are athletic themselves. they are also discribed as s-xy, creative, funny, musical, nice and they often have fantastic legs. hanna’s tend to be of the swedish or finnish decent.
joe- man, your girlfriends so s-xy!

paul- i know, shes such a hanna!
hanna’s are very attractive girls with a very unique personality because they’re names are spelled with out the h at the end. hanna’s tend to be athletic and hate being called “banana”.
hanna also means grace.
look at that girl over there! her name might as well be hanna.

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