hannah snowdon is oliver sykes of bring me the horizons girlfriend. she’s a tattoo artist and is the hottest b-tch in sheffield. also an amazing singer, she’s featured on oli’s bands’ newest alb-m sempiternal on the track deathbeds.
“omg i’m so jelly of hannah snowdon”
“i know she’s perfect”
- Hannah Secret
in reference to the televison series hannah montana on disney channel a secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. few to none know. usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. mostly in the case of putting on large guises. (ex: being in the closet, witness protection program, […]
filth. oh man, i went out with this girl last night. she was a total jeklund – i mean, seriously, she was filthy!
a playful coining of decepticon (deception-icon), the evil robot group in transformers, and “jejeje,” a popular expression of social r-t-rds. it literally means “jeje-icon,” a person that confuses originality with obscurity, and creativity with stupidity. commonly used by jejemons to refer to their arch-enemies, but obviously impaired by their ability to understand compound english words, […]
when a person from malaysia thinks they are black. similar to “wigger” jackie is such a “malygger”. she only listens to drake and r.kelley.
one who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a sh-ll such as a front porch. they are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette b-tts and expired food wrappers. they tend to take the shape of a […]