hapless technoweenie


a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.
from hackers (1995):
computer goon: mr the plague, something weird is happening on the net.
the plague: as in what, you hapless technoweenie?
computer goon: one of the gibsons is working really hard.

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