Happy Hike
a proposition made to a person to give you head.
stems from the person following your happy trail.
“hey babe, you wanna work out – why don’t you take a happy hike?”
1.when a man has hair from his chest leading to his p-n-s that exceeds the “happy trail” follicle quota.
2.when a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
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