harboner
the feeling one gets when excitedly watching jim harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the h-ll out of the 49ers. can also be used when brother john harbaugh, baltimore’s head coach, induces similar such excitement.
“did you see jim schwartz lose his sh-t after the lions’ first loss?!?”
“yeah, man. i’m fully torqued right now!”
“well, you better get to the doctor if that harb-n-r lasts more than 4 hours. it can cause serious damage.”
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