hard core loser
no matter what he does, he just f-cks everything up if he is around you. keeps acting like a f-ckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the f-ck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.
mick thought he was on a winner for a f-ck in the car park outside with jacinta, when deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her sh-t so much she got her fat friend and left the club. mick wanted to flog deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for deano any second now. so mick dragged his stupid c-nt mate away from danger and said “mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can f-ckin walk back to frankston”.
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