Hard Floppy


otherwise known as a 3½ floppy disk. don’t be mistaken – the magnetic disk that holds data is “floppy”, even though the outside plastic casing is hard. they just wanted to confuse you.
i like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer’s awaiting slot.
an uncerc-mcized erection
wow! you deffinitely have a hard floppy don’t ya?

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