hard off
the exact opposite of a hard on.
to lose one’s erection or s-xual urge.
a deflation of the p-n-s due to an unsavory experience or sight.
also spelled hardoff, hard-off
see also b-n-r-killer
rosie o’donnell gives me a hard off.
when you sober up while f-cking an ugly broad (swamp donkey), the p-n-s actually retacts inword.
f-ckin fat b-tch was so ugly i got the worst hard-off ever
noun
to experience something which turns one off or makes one lose s-xual interest in the current situation.
antonyms:
hard on
bro 1: bro i was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.
bro2: geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
bro1: one of them whipped out a d-ck, gave me a total hard off.
bro2: b-n-rkill and a half, man.
a switch on a p-n-s implant, that lowers it.
a big hardware chain in j-pan.
a video game
“i had to return my implant. the hard-off switch
jammed. you may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea.”
“what now?”
“they said it would need a month’s work. i need a breather
anyway.”
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