Hardparking
the act of owning a j-panese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. these people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don’t do sh-t with anyway.
ayo, look mang, he got the 36 way adjustable coilovers, hes mad hardparking dawg.
coined by at least by the honda-tech mob describing cars that have all the “race”/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.
benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scr-pe everything, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is “hard parking”
parking very hard to show off.
ie: show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.
stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.
when a group of people join a bandwagon on a forum and attempt to define a group of people they aren’t affiliated with as “bad” or “losers”. commonly used as an ego-booster or flame material on ht forums by immature people with inferior genetic packages.
“that crx is hardparking for realz” grog!
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