a man who doesn’t take cr-p from anyone. keeps to himself for the most part but don’t let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a new york second. brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. blessed with a golden p-n-s and godly stroke that’ll make a nun want some.
harmond is the realest of them all
- jackob popolow
someone who is g-y with school and soccer at the same time. tommy is jackob popolow because he f-cked a soccer ball.
keevaughn is a real n-gg-. he is a fighter and a lover. don’t f-ck wit his love unless you wanna fight period. but other then that he gone get his cheese and stay out the way. he mines his business and f-cks hoes that’s it. ooouuu girl i’m tired of my man i need to […]
- exploding boobs
the impression when people see huge b–bs chris: i’m exploding b–bs right now eric: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh me too
a name for a large fish tank. i took my kids to see the sharks at the fishatarium.
- masturbating to stay warm
an interaction where a person strokes another’s ego, which was p-ssively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. “m-st-rb-t-” relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while “staying warm” relates to the external stimulus from the compliment. joe’s facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): i think my gym membership is paying off. […]