harold jay-nes lingo
n. a type of dialect where one would over pr-nounce the “h” in words where the “h” is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. specifically words starting with “wh”, the “w” would be faint and the “h” would be abrupt and obvious. also contorting the word “dollars” to “dowl-lers”. originated by harold jaynes himself. a.k.a. harold jay-nes
harold jay-nes: “wwwhere are my wwwhite monopoly dowllers!?”
harold jay-nes: “wwwhich of you like wwwhite rice?”
victim: “holy cr-p, harold jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!”
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