Harrisburg Wall
what would have happened if the philadelphia eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the pittsburgh steelers in superbowl xliii.
the state of pennsylvania would have been divided in half like germany in wwii and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, harrisburg.
citizens of pa would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footb-lls. the week before the superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
who would have nwo the pennsylvanian war and torn down the harrisburg wall? we will never know because the eagles f-cking lost….. again
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