harvick
noun:
a professional race car driver with more talent than sence from time to time, often seen with a blonde that doesn’t have the good sence to remove her hat during the national anthem. often seen walking down the street with with peanut b-tter filled chocolate cup and b-mping into less talented drivers carrying tubs of caramel.
harvick: mmmm peanut b-tter cup.
less talented open wheel drive: mmmm tub of caramel.
harvick: hey you got your caramel in my peanut b-tter cup.
ltowd: hey you got your peanut b-tter cup in my caramel tub.
harvick: what the h-ll, are you some kind of freak? walking around with a tub of caramel, are you r-t-rded or something?
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