hashmonkey


person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own ‘waste’ at friends and famliy.
he becomes a right ‘hashmonkey’ sometimes.
this peculiar creature, is mostly found playing team fortress cl-ssic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
oh d-mn, hashmonkey is on, run for cover

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