Hasselhoff
verb. to run in slow motion
dude, quit h-sselhoffing it and come here. jack-ss
dont h-ssel the hoff
h-sselhoff, david
a literal g-d among men.
most well known in the states for his roles in baywatch, knight rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in germany.
his finest moment was, by far, a role in the star wars knock-off star crash, in which he played the prince of the universe alongside a texan robot, a p-rn star, the dad from the sound of music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
the move also features sp-ce cavemen, sp-ce amazons, and a giant sp-ce station shaped like a hand.
go see it.
i’m not saying i’m gay or anything, but i would so do david h-sselhoff.
h-sselhoff, david.
the most envied man of the early 90’s.
“there are many dying children out there, who’s last wish is to meet me.”
– david h-sselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.
verb. to quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.
past tense: h-sselhoffed
i was so drunk last night that i stopped at wendy’s and h-sselhoffed a 1/4 lb. double stack.
someone riding a bicycle at night. (nightrider)
i almost hit that h-sselhoff i didnt even see him.
a phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; may be used in place of “g-d bless you”
h-sselhoff.
verb, present tense. to have one’s chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
h-sselhoffing, h-sselhoffed, h-sselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of “chest” and p-b-s”)
peter is h-sselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.
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