hasturbate
to m-st-rb-t- while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids
dude 1: that new vr p-rn is so realistic! it took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
i remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on danny devito and punching a puma!
dude 2: umm i was using the vr headset last night….
dude 1: oh…i may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
dude 2: …..
danny devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
dude 2: bet he didn’t complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
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