have a medal


-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarr-ssing but thoughtful; a s-xual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for s-xual favours or repayment for something in the form of s-x. -n-l or normal.
-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(s-xual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

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