haver
\ha”ver\, v. i. etymol. uncertain. to maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. scot. –sir w. scott.
“…and if i haver, whatever the f-ck that means, i’m gonna be the one who’s havering to you”
1. haver (english) possessor; land owner; proprietor; master
2. haver (from hebrew) friend; comrade; companion.
3. haver (from scot) to talk nonsense; babble
“it is held that valor is the chiefest virtue, and most dignifies the haver.” – william shakespeare (1564–1616), british dramatist, poet. cominius, in coriol-n-s, act 2, sc. 2, l. 83-5. praising coriol-n-s for his courage in battle
it means to talk nonsense, chatter.
“and if i haver, i’m going to be the one havering to you.” the proclaimers
a prefix usable with almost any word in the english language, used to -ssociate and/or personalize said word with haverford college near philadelphia. a byproduct of using the haver- prefix is that any word it is used with instantly becomes much cooler than it was before.
haver- is the coolest prefix ever.
havergirls and haverguys are so nice to each other, n-body haverpunches or haverinsults anyone thanks to the havercode!
1: haverfood just isn’t cutting it…you want to take a haverwalk down to the ihop?
2: nah, let’s just take the haverbus to bryn mawr and eat their food since it’s so much better than our haverfood.
that haverparty was haverawesome!
i heard stephen colbert’s in haverdelphia this week.
all the 2012 admitted students love our haverchats way too much.
to put forth no effort when you -ssure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you
scott: “hey v, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?”
vitaliy: “no, sorry scott. i totally havered it.
that thing your mama does when the deer is lying on the ground almost dead and its one eye is twitching up at you.
i walked outside to see the deer we had just shot from the upstairs window, and it havered up at me.
painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice
“and if i haver, i’m going to be the one havering to you.”
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