Haverford School
gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are p-ss-es
-think they’re awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don’t get jumped because they are p-ss-es
-only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-they go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-and probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the p-ss-est, most h-m-s-xual, preppiest and thing ever
-their slogan is “great minds, big hearts, remarkable boys”
-enough said
haverford school guy 1″yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?”
guy 2 “of course dude, but hey first let’s go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro”
guy 1 “aha dude for sure bro”
guy 2 ” yeah dude we are soo awesome”
guy 1 ” i know right, maybe just you and i can chil tonight you know…alone”
guy 2 “sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all”
actual conversation among haverford guys:
guy 1: “what’s that thing with the cameras? like with the pictures on it and like…”
others: “uhhhhhhh…”
ea girl: “a negative.”
all haverford guys: “ohhh yeah negative!” (high fives all around)
guy 2: “yooo, when i was in school, it took like 1 second to think of words, and now it takes like… 5 seconds.”
all: “yeahhhh” (more high fives)
hasn’t that guy been in high school for like 6 years?
yeah, he goes to the haverford school.
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