Snoof
a family friendly version of the word snart.
sneezing and poofing at the same time.
ooops, so sorry about that snoof
snoof (selfish new object orientated flirtation)
(noun) to -n-lyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(noun) one who snoofs
snoofing
(verb) the act of a snoof.
snoofing
(verb) technical: the act of to capture unauthorised wi-fi packets, by sniffing around wi-fi networks for personal gain
snoofa (selfish new object orientated flirtation addict)
(noun) a person addicted to snoofing
snoofed
(noun) as in ‘you have been snoofed.’
slang: meanings “case the joint” / “check it out” / make a killing” / rip them off” / “nick their ideas” / “scam them”
• i think i have been snoofed meaning ripped –off or conned or scammed
• they snoofed my pad meaning they cased the joint or were timewasters
• they snoofed my gen meaning they pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge
to -n-lyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
for example,
1. the act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. to view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. to view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical -ssessment.
4. to view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. to rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. to rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. to window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.to capture wi-fi packets, by sniffing around wi-fi networks for personal gain (see wikipedia listing)
snoofing from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to wi-fi wireless network discovery. snooping is the act of capturing packets surrept-tiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for wi-fi wireless network
(verb, trans. intrans.) to kiss like a cat, i.e. to affectionately headb-tt someone or something, or to rub the side of your mouth against someone or something.
rex is such a sweet cat, he always snoofs me h-llo!
quit that snoofing, puss, you’re getting in my way!
1. snoofer: one who smokes pot.
2. snoof: weed.
3. snoofing: smoking weed
4. snoofed: baked
1. dude jarethy is such a snoofer. just like tyler morrow.
2 and 4. i gots the snoof if u wanna get snoofed
3. that girl has been snoofing quite a lot lately.
the opposite of snuffing
snoof you
i just snoofed that soda through my nose
the sound a queef/p-ssy fart makes
guy:can i eat your p-ssy
girl: ok
-snoof-
guy: did your p-ssy just fart
girl: guiltyyyyyyyyyy
snoof is the sound a giraffe makes.
“im a giraffe snoof snoof”
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