Head Bump, Fist Pump
1. the act of masturbating (the b-mping of the tip of the p-n-s) and fist pumping at the same time. this act is usually done when watching exciting p-rn or when someone just really likes jersey sh-r-.
2. the act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. person x: dude you wanna go down town tonight?
person y: na i rented a gang bang p-rn and i think i’m going to cheer on the guys by doing the head b-mp, fist pump.
2. person x: how are you banging a different girl every other week?
person y: i just head b-mp, fist pump like a champ at the clubs.
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