Nerd Toucher


a pejorative term for an ent-tled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual’s character. especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
did you see that guy wearing google gl-ss at the hip-hop show? what a f-ckin’ nerd toucher.

i love driving down to san jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. f-ckin’ nerd touchers.
a derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google gl-ss.

this d-mn nerd toucher wouldn’t shut up about his company’s seed funding round

i’m sick of these f-cking nerd touchers’ d-mn google buses blocking the stop.

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