head shrinker


a psychiatrist or other mental “health doctor”. theyre “keywords” include i’m going to kill myself, i belive that i have powers, i heard a voice in my head telling me to do things, i cant pay attention in cl-ss, i cant think clearly, and im so fat. well most of these people might be crazy, but a few of them arent.
not crazy guy:do i have to visit that headshrinker?
paranoid parent: yes you do i heard that you arent paying attention in cl-ss.
not crazy guy:wtf
2 more definitions
a psychologist (derogatory).

see also: shrink.
“i’ve been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up.”
they want everything.
we’re too young to fall asleep
to cynical to speak
we are losing it
can’t you tell?

this, this is our new song
just like the last one
a total waste of time
my iron lung

the headshrinkers
they want everything
my uncle bill
my belisha beacon

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