Health Science Student
a person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. what separates a male health science student from the average joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. the given effect of this is second hand embarr-ssment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.
that health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. now i’ve got second hand embarr-ssment.
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