Tokyo Highway
a adult version of a hot wheels or matchbox car playset, making a series of intricately designed plastic track then pushing a small car along it with the car’s goal to end up within the -sshole of a unsuspecting person.
intended for male or female victim.
so what are you going to do tonight?
i’m gonna grab my girl a do a little tokyo highway…
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