heartifact


(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.
she had to rent a small moisture-controlled office sp-ce downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her p-ssion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.

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