heat-seater
sh-tting yourself in a car without seat heaters
my -ss was freezing, so i gave myself a heat-seater.
a s-xual maneuver, mainly used for male masturbation, where the seat heater in a car is left on while jacking off to singe ones b-lls.
billy felt nervous about attempting a heat seater in a public parking lot.
another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front p-ssenger seats in cars.
a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!
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