Hedge Whisperer
n. man who becomes one with the hedge. literally. usually indigenous to bangor ni and requires lager pints for communing.
rona: why is roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?
me: don’t worry, he’s the hedge whisperer now that the pub’s closed.
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