Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu
commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, hedo turkoglu is a 6″10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (us) by the toronto raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to p-ss the ball to the perimeter.
once considered a key piece to an orlando team which made the 2009 nba finals, hedo is better known as a %40.00 field goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as tim duncan and dwight howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. once securing a large contract with a toronto raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. this was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the toronto raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.
jack armstrong: “hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game….against the new york knicks no less?”
hedo (hidayet) turkoglu: “ball”
jay triano: “hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the la game”
hedo (hidayet) turkoglu (on the couch, eating pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): “yes coach”
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