hellman’s light


this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then c-mming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the c-m stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, “you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some h-llman’s light on your shirt
h-llman’s light is c-m

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