a cringe video by daniel howell aka dan is not on fire
h-llo internet is so cringe
how did you find this? but anyway, it is a username. that’s it. jcfmiousdex: i’m so mlg!
- desk fucking
when you drill a hole in a desk and f-ck the hole and then c-m into a pencil box there was a kid desk f-cking at school.. i never saw him again after that.
- tuesday stoned
getting stoned on a tuesday “hey you heard the new wiz? its amazing” “nope, let me get tuesday stoned and i’ll give it a shot”
- colombian cockroach killer
when you squish a c-ckroach and use the guts as lube for b-tt s-x “drew was amazing! he gave me a colombian c-ckroach killer!”
a man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult. “you beanard!” as fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. he was a beanard, after all.