helm cheese


when ones self doesnt wash their “peice” properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up c-m. if failure to do so persists then the dried up c-m will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet
“hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese”
“jesus christ it smells like cheese”

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